The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy(Explicit)

歌词

The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy (Explicit) - Tom Cardy
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Let me tell a little story about
让我为你讲述一个故事  
A man long time ago
关于很久以前的一个男人  
He was the quickest draw in the wild
他是西部最快的枪手  
West by the name of Smokin' Joe
人称"烟枪乔"  
It's Smokin' Joe
他就是烟枪乔  
Hit the floor
迅速出手  
But he didn't own no six-gun
虽然他不用左轮手枪  
Lemme tell you what he'd do
让我告诉你他的本事
When the varmint rode into town
当那恶棍骑马进城时
He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you
他会用粗鄙的方式将他们击倒
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确认没听错你的话
750 for large soy cappucino
大杯豆奶卡布奇诺要750
Lemme get my wallet
让我找找钱包
**** you
*不雅词汇*
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确认没听错你的话
Even though I'm not with Amazon
虽然我不在亚马逊工作
You're calling me to tell me
你却来电告知
That my profile has been hacked
我的账户遭到入侵
**** you
*不雅词汇*
And so Joe held the law in the town
于是乔掌控着小镇律法
In which he lived
在他栖居之地
Yeah Only stupid ************* would
只有愚蠢至极的人才会
Talk **** around Rudeboy
在鲁迪男孩面前说三道四
With his whiplash wrist
他那闪电般的手腕
Gon' get it now
马上就要得手
Leroy two gun Jenkins thought that
双枪勒罗伊·詹金斯以为
He could surely win
自己稳操胜券
But before Leroy could blink
但勒罗伊还没反应过来
He was told to sit and spin
就被打得晕头转向
Why don't you take it for a ride now
不如现在就认输吧
The Mongoose Mountain Gang played
猫鼬山帮派在行动
Dirty with a twenty-man crew
二十人团伙耍阴招
But tales are told that Joe grew eighteen arms
传说乔长出十八臂
That day as a gift from Vishnu
那是毗湿奴的恩赐
And as he rose in fame
随着声名鹊起
Every quickdraw outlaw came to the man
快枪手们纷纷来挑战
They heard whose fists would burn
听闻他竖起中指时
When he flipped the bird
铁拳便会燃起怒火
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确认没听错你的话
You wanna refund the money that I spent
你想让我用店铺积分退还
In your shop with a store credit
我在你店里消费的钱
**** you
*不雅词汇*
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确认没听错你的话
Everybody brought a platter
人人都带了美味佳肴
To my fancy birthday dinner
来参加我奢华的生日宴
But you brought soda water
你却只带了苏打水
**** you
*不雅词汇*
He got that name because his finger
他得此名号只因手指
Burns hot like the sun
灼热如烈日
And leaves you smokin' when he's done
每次出手都让你冒烟
It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell
幸好乔快如闪电
'Cause in every duel he won I'm not sure
每次对决他胜出 我却不敢确定
Joe knew that they had a literal gun
乔知道他们真枪实弹
I know that they're packing heat
我清楚他们暗藏杀机
And I know that they know that
更明白他们心知肚明
I'm the man to beat
我才是最难缠的对手
But when I step onto the street
但当我踏上街头
With a jingle in my feet
脚步带着银铃声响
They know that I know that
他们知道我早已看穿
They know that they can
他们心知肚明
**** themself
只能自食其果
Some say many years ago
传说在多年前
Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe
约瑟夫·鲁迪还被称为"冒烟乔"
He had a wife her name was Bo
他曾有位妻子名叫波
Bo was with child in a happy home
波怀着身孕 家中充满欢欣
But into town an outlaw came
直到某天镇上来了个亡命徒
Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
披着血染般的天鹅绒斗篷
Now Bo didn't like Joe using no gun
波不喜欢乔用枪的方式
So Bo told Joe to ******* run
所以波让乔赶紧离开
You gotta bring back help run fast Joe fast Joe
你得快去快回寻求帮助 快跑乔 快跑乔
Lemme stay and fight
让我留下来战斗
But Bo said no guns you've got to go
但波说不能用枪你必须走
Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
粗鲁的乔动作太迟缓
For a child that he'd never know
错过了认识孩子的机会
Joeseph Rudeboy you're too slow
粗鲁的乔 你太慢了
Burning inside Joseph died but from
约瑟夫在烈火中死去  
The ash the man who rose was
但从灰烬中重生的男人  
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
He's a human pheonix
他是人类中的凤凰  
Yes that's the word
没错 正是如此  
I heard he was born in a fire
传说他诞生于烈焰  
And rides a pair of flamin' birds
驾驭着燃烧的双鸟  
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
I heard he's never shot no-one but he's
听闻他从未开过枪 却已
Still locked up half of the wild west
将半个西部荒野尽数封锁
Lookin' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gun
寻找那个披着天鹅绒的混账
One day an outlaw came to town
某日亡命之徒闯入小镇
Come out here Smokin' Joe
出来吧 烟枪乔
You're just as well already dead
你横竖都是个死人了
He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
那人披着天鹅绒斗篷 乔却红了眼
And on the street the fateful pair did meet
命运让这对冤家在街头相遇
All the townsfolk came to watch when they knew
当镇民们得知消息 纷纷前来围观
Joe was gonna tell someone to f
乔正准备对某人破口大骂
Their eyes were locked what seemed
两人目光交汇 仿佛
Like three eternities
历经了三世轮回
To Joe the velvet man seemed different
对乔而言 这个天鹅绒男子
From how he remembered him to be
与他记忆中的模样大相径庭
But it was all the same to Smokin'
但这一切对历经磨难的
Joe who'd been through hell
烟枪乔来说都无所谓
He'd dreamt every night the last eighteen years
十八年来他夜夜入梦
Of telling this guy to **** himself
都想让那家伙*滚蛋*
But when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin' fist
但当乔攥紧燃烧的拳头时
The outlaw shot him first with a
那亡命徒却抢先出手
Middle finger that looked just like his
竖起的中指与他如出一辙
And as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw's face
乔倒下时看清了对方的脸
A young girl who'd seen it all
是个目睹过一切的少女
And grew up in a terrible place
在阴暗角落长大成人
Whose mother once told Joseph
那个母亲曾告诉约瑟夫  
To run and bring back help
快去寻求帮助  
A girl who thought her father had run out
女孩以为父亲逃离  
To save himself
只为保全自己  
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确认没听错你的话
You been telling everybody I'm a deadbeat daddy
你四处宣扬我是个不负责任的父亲  
Didn't know I tried to save ya
却不知我曾试图拯救你
Yeah
没错  
**** you daughter
*和谐* 女儿  
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确认没听错你的话
Now I found my father and I learnt the truth
如今我找到父亲 知晓了真相  
We can be reunited
我们可以重聚了  
That's right
正是如此  
**** you old man
*和谐* 老家伙