PERCEPTION CHECK

歌词

PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy
TME享有本翻译作品的著作权
Composed by：Tom Cardy
   
On the horizon of this forest path
在这条森林小径的尽头
You see a group of dark-cloaked figures
你看见一群穿着黑色斗篷的身影
Slowly trudging towards you what do you do
慢慢向你走来 你会怎么做
My half-orc barbarian braces her great hammer and-
我的半兽人握着她的大锤子
That's a one
掷出个1点
Critical fail Steve what do you do
紧急情况 史蒂夫 你会怎么办
Well I believe in anticipation
好吧 我相信一切尽在掌握
My rogue would try and hide behind a tree-
我的同伴躲在树后面
Okay I rolled a one
又掷出个1点
That's another critical fail
真糟糕 太失败了
Tom what does your human bard do
汤姆 你的吟游诗人要干什么
Active perception check
进行感知鉴定
That's a natural 20
这次是满分20
Let's ******* go
出发吧
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
这笛声萦绕在我的指尖
These ************* mean to harm us and they got to go
萦绕着我的脚趾 这群小人企图谋害我们 把他们全都赶走
So c'mon get 'em now
来吧 现在赶走他们
You picked the wrong day to **** around with my tight crew
你选了个错误的时间来招惹我们 我们是铁哥们
Ooh ooh
   
There's no escaping it I can perceive you
你们无处可逃 我能找到你们
Here's what we're gonna do
我们接下来要做的是
Me and my boys are gonna mess you up
我和我的兄弟们要好好教训你们
I rolled a one
我掷出个1点
I rolled a one
我掷出个1点
****
真倒霉
My boys are otherwise engaged
我的兄弟们还有别的事要忙
So I'm gonna bring it all myself
所以由我亲自来对付你
Hey I forgot you're supposed to tell me what I see right
嘿 我忘了你应该告诉我 我看见了啥 对吗
Yes thank you let's just slow it all down a bit
对 谢谢 我们可以稍微慢一点
So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-
所以你注意到 其中有一个黑斗篷的身高有点矮
I cast vicious mockery
我恶毒地嘲笑着你
Nat 20 let's go
20点 出发吧
You're a short ************ and nobody likes you
你就是个小矮子而已 根本没人喜欢你
Short
小矮子
Everybody says "Look how ******* short that guy is"
所有人都说 你看 那个家伙真矮
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
这个缺点让你无法建立有意义的人际关系
And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
当你出生的时候 所有人都纳闷 为何你只有个脑袋
But then the doctor said "Wait
但医生说
This stupid ************* tiny short-arse baby
等一下 这个傻瓜迷你小婴儿
Got a tiny little itty-bitty body and I hate it"
有一个非常袖珍的身体 我很讨厌
Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure
你的攻击精准打击了 黑斗篷的自尊心
Perception check please
进行感知鉴定
Nat 20 let's go
这次是满分20 出发吧
You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child
你察觉到这个家伙这么矮 因为他是个小孩子
It's always a kid
怎么老是小孩子
Specifically the child you've been looking for
又是小孩子
For the last 15 days game-time
在过去的15天里 你一直寻找着合适的时机
And five days of our actual lives
其实现实中只过去了五天
Okay I'm sorry I didn't know I'll be better
好吧 抱歉我不知道 我以后会更好
**** his body's just lying there right
他的尸体还留在那里
Right
   
Yes
是的
Don't
不要
Loot that body
看那具尸体
Gotta loot that body now
现在搜查那具尸体
Loot that body
搜查他
Gotta loot that ************
   
Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
一边吹笛子 我要一边搜查那个小孩子的尸体
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