Naughty or Nice(Explicit)

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Naughty or Nice (Explicit) - Tom Cardy
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Lyrics by：Tom Cardy
   
Composed by：Tom Cardy
   
Naughty or nice naughty or nice
乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子  
I don't really care so I'm checking it once
我其实并不在乎 所以只检查一遍  
Labour laws and we're short on supplies
劳动法规定 我们物资短缺  
So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
所以我随意决定 谁乖谁坏的标准  
Johnny is a good boy and donates his money
Johnny是个好孩子 会捐出自己的钱  
But he thinks Dane Cook is funny naughty
但他觉得Dane Cook好笑 坏孩子  
Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides
Danica有辆车 常载朋友出行  
Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol naughty
哪怕路程不远 也要收油钱 坏孩子
Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face
迈克尔放屁在手上 然后捂在他弟弟脸上  
Pretty ****** funny but also pretty naughty
虽然挺搞笑 但也确实太调皮  
Joanna says thank you is generally good
乔安娜会说谢谢 看起来还不错  
But all her answers on dating apps are food that's basic
可她在交友软件上的回复全是"随便吃点啥"  
Naughty or nice naughty or nice
乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子  
I'm the big boy so I decide baby
我可是大人物 由我来决定宝贝  
If everybody's on the naughty list
如果所有人都上了淘气名单  
It means that I don't have to deliver ****
那我就不用派送礼物了
Hey Santa do you have a moment
嘿圣诞老人 能占用您一分钟吗
Oh hello Geoffrey back so soon from your
哦你好杰弗里 这么快就从你
Court-mandated coffee break you Marxist ****
法院规定的咖啡时间回来了 你这个马克思主义的**
You can't talk to me that way Santa
你不能这样跟我说话 圣诞老人
And you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list ok
而且你必须停止随意修改淘气名单好吗
I can do whatever I want I'm Santa Claus baby
我想干嘛就干嘛 我可是圣诞老人宝贝
Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist
不如去给我多造几台PS5 你这个懒惰的小共产主义者
That's not the point
这不是重点
You've made me 17 PS5s
你让我做了17台PS5游戏机  
They are very difficult
这可不是件容易的事  
Y'know for the entire ******* world
要知道全世界都******缺货  
So why don't you stay in your lane Geoffrey
所以杰弗里你最好别多管闲事  
Santa as your head of staff I strongly advise
圣诞老人作为你的上司 我郑重建议  
Oh now you're strongly advising me are you
哦？现在你倒来"郑重建议"了？  
Come on mate
得了吧老兄  
Whose face is on a Coca-Cola bottle Geoffrey
可乐瓶上印的可是谁的脸杰弗里
Not getting into this
不想再争论这个
Is it your face Geoffrey
杰弗里 是你那张脸吗
Just listen
听着就好
Have they started a new campaign
他们是不是又搞了新营销
Geoffrey have I been drinking old Coca-Cola
杰弗里 我是不是喝了过期的可乐
And have somehow missed your ******* face
才错过了你那张该死的脸
On all of the new Coca-Cola bottles huh
印在所有新可乐瓶上 嗯
**** you Santa
去你的圣诞老人
**** off Geoffrey
滚开杰弗里
Phillip was named Phillip when he was born
菲利普出生时就被命名为菲利普
But he makes his friends call him Felipe
但他让朋友叫他费利佩
I think that's naughty
我觉得这很顽皮
Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario
克里斯·帕拉特用意大利口音扮演马里奥
Here we go right on my naughty list
直接上我的顽皮名单
A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy
有个叫比利的顽皮男人总摸他的脏东西
When he thinks no one is watching
当他以为无人注视时
I'm watching that's naughty
我正盯着 这可不乖
Every single elf that signed up to unionize
每个报名参加工会的小精灵
Here is a surprise you are all a*sholes
给你们个惊喜 你们都是混球
All through the year I've been watching you
整整一年我都在观察你们
While you've been asleep
当你们熟睡时
While you've been awake
当你们清醒时
While you've learnt to bake bread
当你们学做面包时
I hear you say I want to be the best me
听你说想成为最好的自己  
****** baking bread is boring
*烘焙面包太无趣*  
And that makes you naughty
这让你成了淘气鬼  
I'm gonna start roller-skating
我要开始玩轮滑  
Then you spend your time inside
你却整日宅在家中  
Drinking red wine and masturbating naughty
喝着红酒自得其乐 真顽皮  
11 months of the year my job is just to watch you
一年十一个月我的工作就是监视你  
So next year find something ******* entertaining to do
明年找点*更有趣*的事做吧
Naughty or nice naughty or nice
乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子  
I couldn't give a **** and you can check on that twice baby
我毫不在意 不信就查两遍吧宝贝  
And if I hear you complaining about me
若敢抱怨我的不是  
I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd Geoffrey
我会比揍那个大块头精灵杰弗里更狠  
**** you Santa
去你的圣诞老人
No **** you Geoffrey
去你的杰弗里  
Naughty or nice naughty or nice
乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子  
I'm the big boy so I get what I like baby
我才是老大 想要什么就得手宝贝
And what I like is telling every boy and girl in the whole wide world
我最爱告诉全世界的男孩女孩们  
That they're very very very not good
他们真的真的真的很不乖  
Naughty or nice naughty or nice
乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子  
I'm the big boy and I'm bona fide baby
我可是货真价实的大人物  
If everybody's on the naughty list it means that
如果所有人都上了淘气名单  
Santa Claus does not owe you ****
圣诞老人可不会欠你什么