H.Y.C.Y.BH(Explicit)

歌词

H.Y.C.Y.BH - Tom Cardy
   
Composed by：Tom Cardy
   
When my roommate comes into the room
当我的室友走进房间里
Looking for his car keys
寻找他的汽车钥匙
I don't say it yet
我暂时沉默不语
And when he gets me off the couch
当他让我离开沙发
To check underneath the couch cushions
在沙发坐垫下面仔细寻找
I don't say it yet no
我暂时沉默不语
And then when he says out loud
然后他大声说道
"I wonder where my car keys are"
我想知道我的汽车钥匙在哪里
I still don't say it
我依然沉默不语
I still don't say it yet
我依然沉默不语
But then he asks me
不过他开始问我
"Do you know where my car keys are"
你是否知道我的汽车钥匙在哪里
I look at him in his face and I say
我注视着他的脸庞 然后我说
Have you checked your butthole
你有没有找过你的**
Ski-dap ba-dap butthole
   
I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me
我没有看到你的钥匙 但既然你在问我
You better check up that butthole
你最好找一下**
Of course I'm not serious
当然了 我是闹着玩的
I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
我并不认为你的钥匙会在那种地方
But a funny thing to say
但是对于一个丢了东西 显然又焦躁不安的人来说
To someone who's lost their s**t and is stressed out visibly
这句话趣味十足
When I see the best man start to sweat
当我看到伴郎开始大汗淋漓
I don't say it yet
我暂时沉默不语
Ski-dap ba-dap
   
When I see that little ring bearer cunt
当我看到负责拿戒指的小伙
Getting yelled at by his mum
被他的妈妈臭骂一顿
Oh I still don't say it
我依然沉默不语
When I see the groom asking the vicar
当我看到新郎询问牧师
If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
他们能否再等十五分钟
I do not say it
我沉默不语
Ski-bap ba-da
   
And when the father of the bride
当新娘的父亲
Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
开始组织人群在庭院里仔细搜索
I want to but I do not say it
我想说出口 但我沉默不语
It's the eleventh hour
已经到了危急之时
With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
三百位宾客聚集在上帝的屋檐下
The vicar approaches the mic
牧师走向麦克风
And suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
突然之间 所有窃窃私语都消失不见
He says that they've misplaced the rings
他说他们弄丢了戒指
Could anyone possibly know where they are
是否有人知道戒指在哪里
I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say "Vicar"
我知道这是属于我的时刻 所有人都转过头来 我站起来说道 牧师
Have you checked your butthole
你有没有找过你的**
Ski-dap ba-dap butthole
   
I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring
我没有看到你的戒指 但你有没有在你身上找过
And by ring I mean butthole
我说的那个地方是**
Love is patient love is kind
爱是忍耐 爱是宽容
But if you ask me where you can find
但如果你问我你可以在哪里找到
Literally anything you've lost before
你以前弄丢的东西
I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
我个人的建议就是在你的**
"Where's my phone"
我的手机在哪里
Is it up your butthole
是不是在你的**
"I lost my loan" have you checked up your butthole
我弄丢了我的贷款 你有没有找过你的**
"I'm losing my patience" check your anus
我快要失去我的耐心 找一下你的**
"Where's your class" I think it's stuck up your a*s
你的涵养在哪里 我想困在你的
"I just lost my grandma"
我刚刚失去了我的奶奶
Oh my god I'm so sorry
我的天啊 十分抱歉
"Are you capable of not saying she's up my a*shole"
你能否忍住不要说她在我的**里
Of course my condolences
当然了 节哀顺变吧
"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
我现在不想听什么愚蠢的玩笑
Yeah yeah what are you looking for
你在寻找什么
"Honestly just like a shoulder to cry"
老实说 只是一个可以依靠的肩膀
Have you checked your butthole
你有没有找过你的**
Ski-dap ba-dap butthole
   
Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
也许你会在那里找到你离开人世的奶奶
Oh I f**kin' got you butthole
我对你了如指掌
My family hate me
我的家人讨厌我
This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
也许这就是我没有亲密朋友的原因
F**kin' worth it baby
真是值得 宝贝