Get Louis Theroux It(Explicit)

歌词

Get Louis Theroux It
像Louis Theroux那样处理问题
Self-help talks,money walks
心灵鸡汤空谈 金钱万能横行
Every body wants to change with a two weeks course
人人都想通过速成班改变自己
If ya like me you need a little trick
若你喜欢我 你需要些小技巧
Cause ya currently **** at dealing with conflict
因为你目前实在不擅长化解冲突
Don't start a fight but don't avoid everything in life
不必挑起争端 但别逃避生活种种
You've got to get it just right
你必须掌握恰到好处的分寸
Here's your solution
这就是你的解决之道
A role model for your conflict resolution
冲突化解的完美典范
Superman
超人
Too fictitious and laser vision is a little too vicious
太过虚幻 镭射眼也过于凶残
Jesus Christ
耶稣基督
Yes,turn the other cheek.But if you done every time it
教导我们以德报怨 但若每次挨打都忍让
Get Me Beat
只会让我伤痕累累
You need a 6'2 bespectacled motherf*cker who won't suffer no fool!
你需要一个戴着眼镜的狠角色 他绝不会容忍愚昧  
His a big bad dog from BBC and he won't break eye contact with a Nazi
他是BBC的猛犬 连纳粹都不敢直视他的双眼  
You're in charge you can do it.
你掌控全局 你能做到  
Just get Louis Theroux it
快请路易斯·塞鲁出马  
You're in charge you can do it.
你掌控全局 你能做到  
Just get Louis g-g-get Louis
快请路易斯 快-快-快请路易斯  
You're in charge you can do it.
你掌控全局 你能做到  
Just get Louis Get Louis
快请路易斯 请路易斯
Don't get scared but don't pursue it
不必畏惧 但也不必追逐  
Get Louis Get Louis
保持冷静 保持坚定  
Hey nice shirt Asshole!
嘿 衣服不错啊 *混蛋*  
I couldn't help but feel there'd been a communication breakdown between the random man that'd shouted at me on the street and myself
我不禁感到 那个在街上冲我吼叫的陌生人和我之间 存在着某种沟通障碍  
Who the f*ck is that?who's speaking right now?
那*该死的*是谁？现在是谁在说话？  
Shut up!
闭嘴！  
I regret that I had lost my temper.
我后悔自己当时失控发了火
I apologize for shouting in anger
我为愤怒的咆哮致歉
But my hopes were through genuine discourse we could dissolve the tension that had grown between us
但我真诚希望通过对话 能化解我们之间滋长的紧张
Step 1: ask a question.Make it surprisingly genuine
第一步：提出问题 要出乎意料地真诚
Do you feel the need to comment on other people's shirts because you know your own shirt is ****?
你是否因自知衣衫不整 才总爱对他人衣着评头论足？
Step 2:don't react don't retract but don't attack
第二步：不反应 不退缩 但也不攻击
There' only one rule from here on out
从现在起只有一条准则
Keep Eye Contact
保持眼神交流
Even when they leave
即使对方已离去
Even when they sleep
即便他们沉入梦乡
Make sure that you are the one what's staring at them in their dream
也要确保你是他们梦境中的凝视者
You're in charge you can do it.
你掌控全局 你能做到  
Ask a question keep control
抛出问题 掌控局面
Get Louis Get Louis
保持冷静 保持坚定  
Stare into their mortal soul
直视他们灵魂深处
You're in charge you can do it.
你掌控全局 你能做到  
Invade their mind while they're unconscious
在他们无意识时潜入心扉
Feast upon their weak subconscious
蚕食他们脆弱的潜意识  
Upon invading the dreams of my most recent victim,I'd begun to feel my host body had become quarrelsome and resistant
当我侵入最近一位受害者的梦境 开始感到这副躯壳变得躁动抗拒  
Hello?Who's speaking?
喂？谁在说话？  
I am me.I am you.You are me.
我是我 我是你 你即是我  
We are Louis.
我们都是路易斯  
I don't care.Who-why-why is……
无所谓 谁...为什么...  
Oh my god what did you do to him?
天啊 你对他做了什么？  
I am Louis I am Louis I am Louis
我是路易斯 我是路易斯 我是路易斯
I was beginning to feel……
我正开始感受到......
No!No beginning to feel,no reflective gonzo journalism and no
不！不要开始感受，不要反思性的猎奇报道，也不要
Demonic Possession!
恶魔附身！
I am Louis
我是路易斯
Louis was meant to resolve conflict you're just creating more pain
路易斯本该化解冲突 你却制造更多痛苦
There is no Pain NO HURT
没有痛苦 没有伤害
There can be no suffering if there is only Louis
如果只有路易斯存在 就不会有苦难
I am Louis I am Louis
我是路易斯 我就是路易斯
And this is your house is it?
这就是你的地盘对吧？
Stop it now!This is too niche a content!
快住口！这内容太过冷门！
Silence Mortal!
凡人噤声！
You have invoked Louis within your own mind and for that there is no content too niche,no reference too obscure,no logical progression of joke too stupid and absurd.
你已在心中唤醒了路易斯之魂 在此没有过于冷门的内容 没有晦涩难懂的典故 没有愚蠢荒谬到不合逻辑的笑话演进
With thyne eyes we see all!
我们以双眼洞察万物！
Every conceivable past,every possible future.
所有可想象的过去 所有可能的未来
And every 12 years old new-Nazi,female bodybuilder,ultra zionist and westboro baptist member that dears meet our gaze shall join our fold as sure as you yourself!
每个12岁的新纳粹 女性健美选手 极端犹太复国主义者 以及胆敢与我们目光相接的西波罗浸信会成员 都将如你一般归入我们麾下
Shall be Louis!
终将成为路易斯！
I was beginning to feel……
我正开始感受到......
Omnipotent!
无所不能！
You're in charge you can do it!
你掌控全局 你能做到！
Deal with conflict treat them kind
以善意化解冲突
get Louis get Louis
像路易那样 像路易那样
Hold their soul and bend their mind
把握灵魂 扭转思维
You're in charge you can do it
你掌控全局 你能做到
You can set up your own rhyme
你可以谱写自己的韵律  
When you see through space and time.
当你看透时空的奥秘