Everyday Normal Guy 2(Explicit)

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Everyday Normal Guy 2 (日常普通人2) (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
Steve：
You want some more of this *****
Back in the heezy we could do this all year long
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
Jon Lajoie：
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine ******* they were walking my way
Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow James Blunt and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
To be productive at work I got to be well rested
Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
Jon Lajoie：
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood *****
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck *****
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day man all year long
My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
Every time I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me stupid face
She really hurt me
Why'd she call me stupid face
Is my face stupid how's that even possible
A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible
shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Jon Lajoie：
Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago ************
Go go go go go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games