Big Dumb Idiot(Explicit)

歌词

Tom Cardy-Big Dumb Idiot
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Hey guys, that's one cappuccino"
“嘿，来杯卡布奇诺”
"Lovely, thank you very much"
“太棒了，非常感谢”
"No worries, and one breakfast bowl"
“不客气，再来份早餐碗”
"Wow, that looks great"
“哇，看起来真不错”
"Enjoy your meal"
“请慢用”
"Yeah, you too"
“好，你也是”
I am fine all alone
独处时我游刃有余
But when I leave my house, I become a
可一旦踏出家门 我就变成个
Big dumb idiot in front of other people
在他人面前 我像个大傻瓜
A giant stupid piece of **** in front of other people
在众人眼前 我简直愚不可及
By myself, I tend to be eloquent
独处时 我口若悬河
And then I go outside and say really dumb ****
一出门却尽说蠢话
To people I don't know or will ever see again
对着素不相识的陌生人
And that's worse for one reason
这情况更糟的是
'Cuz people I don't know or will ever see again
因为那些萍水相逢的人
Will tell all their friends
会把我的糗事传遍天下
Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Warning, malfunction)
那些素未谋面或再难相逢的陌生人（警告，系统故障）
I am fine all alone
独处时我游刃有余
But when I leave my house, I become a
可一旦踏出家门 我就变成个
A Big idiot
一个十足的傻瓜
I'm Tongue Tied
舌头打了结
The kind of guy who says hi one too many times
是那种会重复问好多次的笨拙家伙
"Hi, how are you?"
"嗨，你好吗？"
"I'm good, how are you?"
"我很好，你呢？"
"I'm good, how are you?" (Warning, malfunction)
"我很好，你呢？"（警告，系统故障）  
"I'm good, how are you?" (System dysfunction)
"我很好，你呢？"（系统崩溃）  
"I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)"
"我很好，你呢好，你呢好，你呢..."（语无伦次）  
Right, it's no good, I cannae stop it
完了，彻底失控，我停不下来  
What the hell do you mean you can't stop it? You built this thing didn't you?
什么叫你停不下来？这玩意儿不是你造的吗？  
Of course I built it, but I cannae longer control it
当然是我造的，但我已经控制不了它了  
What are you talking about?
你到底在说什么？
It's teaching itself now
它正在自我学习
My god
天啊
That's right, one day this machine will become more stupid than we could possibly imagine
没错 总有一天这台机器会变得比我们想象的还要愚蠢
I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)
我很好 你好吗 你好吗 你好吗（含糊不清）
I am fine all alone
独处时我游刃有余
I'm a living dichotomy
我是个活生生的矛盾体
Inside, I'm a modern day Socrates
独处时我是当代苏格拉底
Outside, I sound like a bunch of drunk babies
社交时却像群醉酒的婴儿
When it comes to being dumb, I'm a rockstar
论犯傻我可是个行家
Under the radar like a mother****in' ninja
像忍者般悄无声息潜行
Light on my feet as I sneak into your house
轻巧地溜进你的领地
Be a giant ****in' idiot, then sneak back out
犯完傻又悄悄溜走
Singin'
哼唱着
I am fine all alone
独处时我游刃有余
It's what the voices in my head say
这是我脑海里的声音在说
Inside, I win a Broadway Tony
独处时 我是百老汇的托尼奖得主  
Outside, I'm cut from my preschool matinee
出门后 却被幼儿园演出淘汰  
When it comes to being dumb, I take the cake
若论犯蠢 我堪称冠军  
When I go outside, I step on the end of a rake
刚踏出门 就踩到耙柄  
Then the rake hits my face
耙子迎面痛击  
While I'm trying to eat the cake
我正忙着啃蛋糕  
And the sound that I make
发出的惨叫  
Is like "Jesus!"
活像见鬼
But the rake doesn't hurt like it should
但耙子伤不了我分毫
And the cake tastes sweeter than it ever would
蛋糕尝起来比往常更甜
If I was inside, doing something smart and fancy
若我此刻在屋内 做些聪明又体面的事
'Stead I'd be around outside my house dressed in my underpanties
而不是穿着内裤在屋外游荡
What's this feeling in my mind?
这奇怪的感觉是什么？
I can see through space and time
我仿佛能看穿时空
Like I've been shocked with one thousand volts of idiocy
像被千伏愚钝电流击中
For the first time in my life
这是我人生头一遭
Every part of us aligned
我们心意相通  
We agree in unity through stupidity
在愚笨中达成奇妙共识  
Cake, face, rake
蛋糕 脸庞 耙子  
In the pouring rain
倾盆大雨中  
Us look ****ing dumb
我们看起来蠢得要命  
And we having so much fun
却乐在其中  
A new frontier
这是全新领域  
The future's finally here
未来终于降临
Don't let in the fear (I am fine all alone)
别让恐惧入侵（我独处时安然自若）
No, no
不 不
Don't give into fear
别向恐惧屈服
The future's finally
未来终将到来
I am fine all alone
独处时我游刃有余
But I know I got to be a
但我知道自己注定要
Big dumb idiot in front of other people
在他人面前 我像个大傻瓜
A giant stupid piece of **** in front of other people
在众人眼前 我简直愚不可及
By myself, now I think of really dumb ****
独处时 我总冒出些愚蠢念头  
I wack it in a song and stick it up the internet
写成歌传到网上 任人围观  
To people I don't know or will ever see again
对着素不相识的陌生人
And it blows my mind
这让我抓狂  
That people I don't know or will ever see again
那些素未谋面 永不相识的陌生人  
Will show their friends
还会分享给朋友  
Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
传给更多素未谋面的人（大蠢货）  
People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
给素未谋面的人（大蠢货）
People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
给素未谋面的人（大蠢货）
People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
给素未谋面的人（大蠢货）